methlabrador:

i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

draco malfoy: hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i am a racist

i hate gingers

and mudbloods

i despise gryffindor house

and my parents work for the man who killed your parents

would you like to be my friend?

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(Source: jordan-reamy)

I suppose this used to happen quite often
James:Lily?
Lily:Mmmm
James:I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.